Drunk

Why does Bob Barker give a shit if my dog get’s knocked up.. You should be worrying about the stupid frat boys on your show reproducing, not my collie… Stop wasting my time, they don’t know what a Cabang mahogany dresser costs, they shopped at Ikea for the two pieces of furniture in their dorm room. Get them to bid on condoms and the morning after pill, a case of natural, something on their level Bob…

That’s why hazing is so great… I hate that schools have started to step in on this, putting an end to what was left of natural selection… When we're lucky, it kills off a few of them… seriously needed population control, If you’re going to drink your own pee to impress a bunch of guys you hardly know, I really wonder what kind of contributions you’re going to make to society…

I can flip my own burgers…