Chivalry R.I.P.

Chivalry is pretty damn dead...

Chivalry is like a 1992 Geo Prizm with 198,000 miles on it. Not highway miles, cold hard city miles.

If it works, it'll only work sometimes, and in the very rare event that you can get it to start up, it's just a matter of time before it dies. It'll probably make it a couple miles up the road, then it's a long, sad, shameful walk home.

Assholes finish first...