Had to take my friend to an abortion clinic. Not my favorite way to spend a Tuesday morning, but who wants to sleep in when they can be active in helping to lower the crime rate and increase our city's standardized test scores.
As I was walking up the stairs to the entrance. I could not help but think, wow, what a horrible idea. Not the abortion, but this business model. Who puts an abortion clinic on the third floor of anything? Are they trying to lose business, this stair case should be padded. 300 dollars, or 18 steps? that’s not a difficult decision... If you cant afford condoms I know you aren't exactly wiping your ass with benjamins… you know how many 40’s and New Ports that could buy you... or your fetus’s daddy?
We’ll chalk it up to an accident (second one this month, not like you’re unfamiliar with that term, get to falling)
Just do it right, I'd hate for you to have to explain to junior why his head has a dent in it and his speech slurs..
I hope they have a suggestion box... install elevators...
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