Thursday, May 5, 2011

Cinco De The Night Everyone Makes Terrible Decisions And Blames It On Tequila

Good job Mexico you got something right! A real go getter country, they produce our finest bus boys, dishwashers, hotel maids, shitty weed, and a place you can vacation if you don't mind the cross fire and having your family kidnapped.

So, here is to you Mexico! Salud!

I will drink to your quasi glorious victory over a French army! Wait, let me guess, they retreated? Right?

Oh hold on, I've just been informed by the French Generals, they don't like Mexico and were planning on leaving anyways... Oh well, let's drink!

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!

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