I know I can come off as a bit of an asshole. I get that. But we all know where nice guys finish, and the view from last place is far from pretty. It's not that I don't think you deserve respect, but we gave you equal rights so it's time you start pulling your own weight, buying your own drinks, and for God's sake learn how to merge onto a highway.
If you think you can go head to head with my wit, please, take a number...
Yours Truly,
Tasty
P.S. - If you (Taylor Swift) are the girl below. Marry me?
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