1.) You are the shit -- Look yourself in the mirror, hell, do a double take as you walk past that parked car's window, and think "God, I wish I could be THAT guy", then slowly give yourself "the smile" as you realize, I am that guy... awesome...
2.) Smile, you live in America you bastard -- Nothing says I'm safe, interesting, and secure like a good smile. I don't care if you have to practice in the mirror for 3 hours a day to get this right. Your parents dropped 5k on your braces, make them proud.
3.) Don't EVER give a shit -- Do what you want and own it. Do you think anything great ever happened in this country after someone asked permission? NO, they saw that canyon, they built the ramp, and they put the pedal to the metal!
4.) Read a book -- It doesn't have to be something off the New York Times Best Sellers List (Even though "I Hope You Serve Beer in Hell" was on that list, and yes it's an excellent read), but just keep your brain on point.
5.) Suit up! -- NPH has got his shit down! The only reason NPH is gay is to give the rest of the men in the world a chance... God bless him...
More to come...
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