Sex On A Bun

Step 1: Take bite

Step 2: Realize you have been lied to you're whole life. Money CAN buy you happiness, and it only costs $5

They call it a haute dog, and the only thing that led me to this nirvana was crowd psychology.

Why the hell is there a line outside of a hot dog stand? Not just a line, but a stretch of people that made me think they were holding American Idol auditions around the corner.

Oh, i'll tell you why. It's because it's a haute dog stand!

If Jesus appeared before me... giving me the option to either know the numbers for tomorrow's mega millions jackpot, or be able to turn any regular hot dog into a haute dog, just by sheer will...

I would have to think for at least a few seconds... just because it sort of sounds like a trick question... Then use my winnings to buy out the haute dog stand and relocate it to the corner of my bedroom that is closest to my head while I sleep.

You've felt the mist of Niagara Falls, you've climbed the tallest mountains, and sailed the widest oceans... But you have not lived until you have had a haute dog!