Thursday, May 5, 2011

9 Out of 10 Dentists Agree, Life Is Good

Dentists make too much money. The hygienist does all the work. He just comes into the uncomfortably small room for 5 seconds, stabs me in the mouth, and leaves. No please come back, I like to cuddle after I've been fucked in the mouth!

And even though the dental hygienist is usually hot, he takes every ounce of satisfaction I might get from that by blinding me with a flood light 2 feet from my corneas.

Then my insurance company and I stand side by side, bend over, and smile while he anally penetrates us, using the bill as a condom.

It's no wonder the suicide rate in that industry is so high...

Tough life...

1 comment:

  1. You know the dentist is checking patients like yourself in the hygiene rooms between seeing 10-15 patients on his own schedule (for fillings, surgeries, root canals, crowns, etc.)?

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