Natural selection is insurance against a species extinction. A few slow, stupid, deformed creatures have to perish, but all in all its for the greater good. They understand.
We are a diluted species, still nothing can kill us. We are impervious to anything this world can throw our way. Even if you were above us on the food chain a few million years ago, you can forget about the sweet taste of human flesh. Even our sickest, weakest, and dumbest can probably still operate a fire arm, or at least lock their door.
This country needs an intervention. I stumbled upon this realization while I was driving through Delaware yesterday. Place looked like a trailer park that got way to big so they made it a state. It's a paradise for all the white trash that couldn't stand paying Maryland sales tax and got tired of looking at people who had two story houses.
I suddenly felt bleak and depressed by the fact that these people not only exist, they can vote!
Then it hit me like 3 pounds of pure uncut cocaine. This country needs a zombie epidemic! It takes wit, ingenuity, and a 32 inch waist to survive a zombie outbreak, and I saw none of that while I was in Delaware.
Since raw Darwinism isn't quite working anymore we have to resort to Natural Selection 2.0
That might get messy... Let's just impeach Obama...
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