Having a Girlfriend in College Sucks... Other Guys

"So i have a boyfriend now, and i hate that i'm texting this, buttt i want you and not him. Kind of abrupt? hahah i'm sorry."

What a way to polish off my Tuesday night.

The problem with women, well one problem with women, is they try and control men with sex. Which leads to a conflict of interest between the two parties. Women tend to:

1) Rope guys in by dangling their vagina on some metaphorical fishing pole as you chase them, keeping the prize just out of reach. They're smart in realizing people only want what they can't have. If they like you they will hold out until you commit, date them, and ultimately become their bitch. If you're an asshole, they'll probably just fuck you and be on their way. This is my stop, all nice guys stay on the bus and move right along to number 2.

2) Once they have you on lock down (what most people call dating) if they want to push things to the next level (being "serious" - possible candidate for marriage) you'll get just about as much as you want. You don't even have to set your alarm clock, she'd be happy to felate your morning wood as soon as the sun rises. This gives the wrong impression, onto number 3.

3) Marriage - the absence of sex. They have you sign legally binding documents that make you the biggest douche bag in the world if you even have thoughts about another women.

See how it works? No sex to as much as sex as you want to no sex at all.

When I pursue a girl, I try not to move past phase one. The problem is sometimes girls find me interesting. Want me to commit to phase two, and the battle of "who can hold out the longest" begins. This is where my rule of 3 and 2 comes in. Unfortunately I can't reveal that, it could be too much power in the wrong hands.

The funny part about this conflict though is it really only makes them want me more. Anyone can do this too. Act as aloof as possible and you'll look like heroine to a recovering drug addict.

I knew this girl would not have sex with me unless I was her boyfriend and to be quite frank she was not the brightest crayon in the box. She definitely was nothing special. I hung out with her, but acted pretty uninterested. Mostly because I was.

My point is don't lock yourself down to one girl, unless she has that "wow factor" that I have yet to find. At least while you're in college. You miss out on a ton of fun. The next time that gorgeous girl sitting across from you at the library gives you a sexy wink... you'll know what I mean.

And who knows the girl that sent me that text last night could be YOUR girlfriend...