I was on the phone talking to my best friend today. Since I moved back up north, we usually talk about 6 times a day, keeping each other posted on everything we see, hear, smell, or do without each other. Most "best friends" get to a point where they complete each other's sentences, we straight up read each other's thoughts before they even start to develop into sentences.
People get weirded out by this. Fuck them, they're jealous. The other day we were at lunch with two of our other friends. The waitress was taking forever, so I started thinking about something, off in my own world. As much as I like to be the center of attention and the energy of the group sometimes my mind wanders. I was searching for a word. For the life of me I could not figure it out and since I didn't actually care enough to Google it on my iPhone, I contracted help from the rest of the group,
Me - "what's the... bead calculator they..."
Sebastien - "abacus"
That's not the impressive part. The other two stared at me from across the table waiting for me to complete my thought. Then without any effort Sebastien (my best friend's alias) casually completed the entire thought for me,
"The waitress is taking forever so he's thinking she is probably using an abacus to split up all the checks"
If this did not happen every day of my life I would have chalked it up to a luck shot.
Bitches come and go... Sebastien is everlastn'
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