Duces -- At Least I Courtesy Flush

Air wick is stupid. As much as we all know what goes on when someone spends more than 2 minutes in a bathroom, no one wants to advertise that they are dropping their friends off at the pool.

After finishing one of the most vicious sushi and crab wonton inspired shits of my life, I had to mask the evidence, I found a can of Air Wick resting on the toilet cover. Begging me to spray it.

I try and discretely release the odor eliminating substance into the now toxic and unbreathable air. What is released though along with what I expected was an unexpected almost air horn like noise, alarming the entire house of the devilish deed I had just committed in their bathroom.

Fuck you air wick...

I try and walk back out into the hallway without being noticed and see PinkLilz with a disgusted look plastered on her face.

PinkLilz - wow, thanks...