Give Me A Shot Of Endorphins -- And Leave The Bottle

I've been trying to write this post for a while, but I'm not sure how to do it in a way that will offend enough people. Or at least in a way that I can get a few people to say "hey this fucker might be on to something".

Love sucks. And I am not talking in the sense of "oh hey this one girl totally broke my heart". No, I still have my dignity and a functioning set of testicles. But in the sense of no one actually knows what "love" is, or has any clue of what is really going on behind the scenes.

This is why the divorce rate in this country is so incredibly high. Let's admit it, the majority of the population is pretty clueless, and it gets worse because we don't care to make a change. And the people who are in charge of fixing the problem only make it worse.

What most people think is love is just an endorphin release in your brain tricking you into wanting to procreate. But hey, we like the cheap high so we try and ignore the fact that it doesn't make sense. We think, "oh he/she is the one for me", but what we do not realize is that the dude/chick we are with now gives us the same feelings we had with that girl/dude that cheated on me with that slut/bastard who we now give evil stares to every time we see them at Costco.

We are label obsessed. We want the "title", so that we can feel secure with someone, and therefore be validated as a worthwhile person. Some people need that validation in life. I dont. Which is why one day when I have a relationship that I really want to be in and take seriously, it will work out.

It's seriously a catch 22, the people who are most suited for a relationship, are the ones that want it the least, and in most cases not at all.

The trick to an awesome relationship is... drumroll... wait for it... not to want a relationship! Be secure, confident, and happy. The universe will provide the rest.

I wish people would just figure this out already, so that little heart will stop raping my Facebook news feed and I can finally read about the stuff I actually care about like where Stu is eating his lunch and Becky's new super lame inspiration quote.

Be awesome. No excuses. - Tasty out...