Can you blame other countries for hating our guts? I sure as fuck can't! Let's be honest though, they only pretend to hate us, if we offered them all green cards they would jump right on this infidel driven band wagon. They aren't after the dozens of virgins that their religious leaders keep dangling in their face, it's been said time and time again, we all want a woman with a little experience. It boils down to pure jealousy.
It's like when you're sitting at a red light, the tenth one you've hit that morning, already late for your shitty 9-5 job, and that dude in the Porsche with the girl in the passenger seat that is as far out of his league as she can be, obviously only after his money. And you think about skipping work, and following him home just so you can key "douche bag" into the side of his stupid German sports car.
But what you are really saying is "God damn, I want to be just like that guy". We all hate Porsche guy, until we are Porsche guy!
It's the same thing with these third world countries that keep trying to blow up our shit. They're just a little jealous we won't let them in our club house.
We do fucked up shit all the time and rub it in their face. I bought a 65" TV yesterday, and I don't even watch TV! I just like how it filled up the big empty wall, my 32" just wasn't cutting it, I'm still not entirely sure why. If I was living in a sandbox, and I caught word of this blasphemous American bullshit I'd get out my AK-47 and gun polish too.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the ocean, especially if you live in a fucking desert..
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