You Throw Enough Pickles at a Wall One of Them is Bound to Stick

I keep a rotation of girls going at all times. It prevents me from looking too needy and all in all I never have to go a night without sex.

My hoe hierarchy consists of about 3 girls, but sometimes i'll keep one on the back burner in case someone on my first string line up gets injured.

Sometimes things can get messy, but I'm a professional, and if you can't talk your way out of sticky situations then this game is not for you. Don't get your dick caught in the door on the way out.

Anyone can get laid, and honestly I am tired of the excuses I hear. It's all about persistence, confidence, and playing your cards right.

The thing most guys do wrong is they don't cast out enough lines. I'm not talking about pick up lines. In fact, if you use those find the nearest intersection and lay down in the center of it. You have a better chance of getting a pity fuck once you're paralyzed and drinking your Natty Bo through a straw.

I'm talking about merely meeting as many women as possible. Whether you just say hi or actually have something witty to say to them, you'll end up with a lot more when it's all said and done if you don't just let them pass by so you can steal a cheap glance at their ass.

Also guys, cut the needy shit. If any girl thinks she has a stage 5 clinger on their hands you'll get dropped faster than a class at a community college. If you are blowing up their phones every hour of the day updating them on every shit you take and every sandwich you eat they are going to think you're too easy, and they will start thinking they can definitely do better. Which is probably the correct assumption if you are stooping to that level. Make sure they want you more than you want them, play it cool.

Another common mistake I see a lot is guys tend to filter themselves. Say what you want! If she can't take a joke then she's probably a boring prude anyways. Don't be a jackass and tell her that her tits look nice this evening, but if you want to say something a little facetious go ahead, just say it with a smile and they'll probably chalk it up as a joke and laugh. That's a good thing.

I want to end this post with an important point. Don't play girls. I don't do what I do to get a cheap lay. I'm truly looking for a nice wholesome girl, but I live in a hollow town. It's full of girls, and most of them are really attractive, but they are all shells, empty shells. The lights are on but no one is ever home.

Sorry, but I think I'll pass, next...