Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Never Graduate

I am on the Van Wilder plan.

I intend to be in college for as long as possible. Everyone I know that has graduated is miserable. The real world sucks.

As soon as you get a "real" job, if you are unhappy. Guess what?!? Too bad!

No matter how terrible life gets in college, you always have hope. Hope, because things can change.

If you hate your life after college, don't google how to tie a gallows knot just yet! You could always win the lottery.. I guess...

Bad decisions are so much fun, college provides me with ample opportunity to make those...

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